god damnit.
What's the most expensive item in your possession?

Most expensive?

My plastic wedding ring.

How's the job at the Olive Garden?

It sucks.

Do you, by any chance, have a copy of the Necrominicon Ex Mortis from your cult days?
Anonymous

The what of huh now?

Go away unless you have some money.

Yes, I'm talking about you ;)
Anonymous

…Well now.

Hey there beautiful :D
Anonymous

…beautiful?

are you talking to me?

Hey there beautiful :D
Anonymous

…beautiful?

are you talking to me?

Hi Mrs Kenny's Mom. o u o

hello kyle.

happen to have any spare change on you?

[ooc: oh god i sound homeless. LOL]

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unless you’re getting paid for your nude body

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